Shadow Sorcerers, a Cave of Secrets, and a Furry Rodent Who’s Constantly Wrong About The Weather

Shadow Sorcerers, a Cave of Secrets, and a Furry Rodent Who’s Constantly Wrong About The Weather

Some dates in history collect oddities the way a junk drawer collects batteries and old keys — you open it up and wonder how all of this ended up in the same place. Today’s date is one of those. We’ve got soldiers looking up at an impossible sky, archaeologists crawling into a forgotten tomb full of mummies, a castaway whose stubbornness saved his life, a secret society that terrorized an island for decades, and a beloved rodent whose job performance would get anyone else fired. As usual, this is going to be a WEIRD and DARK morning.

ZURVAN: Why Roman Soldiers Built Temples to This Lion-Headed, Snake-Wrapped Demon

ZURVAN: Why Roman Soldiers Built Temples to This Lion-Headed, Snake-Wrapped Demon

Picture a lion’s head twisted in permanent rage. A body wrapped in living serpents. Eyes that see everything but care about nothing. In ancient Persia, they called him Zurvan — the god of infinite time. In the novel Advent of Evil, Zurvan uses a cursed advent calendar to orchestrate twenty-four days of horror. But here’s the thing — Zurvan wasn’t invented for the book. He’s real. And his worshippers celebrated him on December 24th. And the real mythology is stranger than the fiction.