The Weird After Dark hosts explore Europe’s first documented vampire who knocked on doors for sixteen years promising death, violated his widow nightly, and when villagers finally opened his coffin in 1672, he was perfectly preserved with tears streaming down his face—screaming as they sawed through his neck. But the cosmic horror deepens when they examine our moon’s ‘impossible perfection’: positioned exactly 1/400th the distance from Earth as the sun while being exactly 1/400th its size, creating the precise conditions for life—leading to mind-bending theories that future humans traveled back 4.6 billion years to build it, or that it was deliberately placed there by intelligent design.
