Is time real, or are we just living in one big, chaotic, all-at-once block party where the burgers are both frozen and burnt, and Aunt Melba is already judging the neighbors before she even arrives?

Is time real, or are we just living in one big, chaotic, all-at-once block party where the burgers are both frozen and burnt, and Aunt Melba is already judging the neighbors before she even arrives?