In the 1960s, the CIA spent $55,000 trying to turn rats, cats, and bears into remote-controlled assassins — and somehow, this wasn’t even the weirdest part of their day job.
Tag: government conspiracy theories
LOUISIANA CHEMTRAILS, PART DEUX: The Chemtrails Conspiracy Goes National
Remember last week when I told you about Louisiana declaring war on water vapor? Well, it turns out they weren’t crazy pioneers — they were just joining a club of eight states that have decided airplane condensation trails are a government conspiracy more dangerous than di-hydrogen monoxide itself.
Mysterious Cattle Mutilations: Another Report Just In
In the remote fields of Argentina, a rancher discovered his cow with its face surgically removed and mysterious white lines drawn across its body — the latest in a decades-long global phenomenon that has baffled investigators and left thousands of animals mutilated with impossible precision.
LOUISIANA TAKES AIM AT CHEMTRAILS: Democracy Weeps
Louisiana’s House just passed a bill to ban “chemtrails,” potentially making it the first state to accidentally outlaw commercial aviation while opening the floodgates for conspiracy theorists to demand even more bizarre legislation.