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Category: Mind of Marlar
Comedic creeps. Sarcastic scares. Frivolous frights. Macabre madness. From Weird Darkness host Darren Marlar, #MindOfMarlar (aka Horror-ible Humor) dives into strange history, twisted true crime, and paranormal weirdness — all delivered with dark comedy, satire, and just the right amount of absurdity.
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Maxwell HOUSE Becomes Maxwell APARTMENT: Coffee Brand Fixes Housing Crisis by Making It Worse
Coffee giant embraces housing crisis with rebrand that makes absolutely perfect sense if your thinking is still fuzzy from not yet having your coffee.
China’s Booming Fingernail Economy Has People Hoarding Their Own Body Parts Like Medieval Dragons
A woman in China just made $21 selling something you threw away this morning – her childhood collection of fingernail clippings, now grinding their way into traditional medicine bottles across the nation.
COUPLE DIVORCES OVER BABY NAME: Year-Long Dispute Leaves Child Without a Name or Birth Certificate
A Shanghai couple’s marriage imploded when they couldn’t agree on their son’s name, leaving the one-year-old without legal documentation or vaccinations.
AI BOTS ARE NOW HIRING AI BOTS TO REPLACE YOU WITH AI BOTS: A Modern Employment Horror Story
Mr. Harris applied to 200 jobs and got rejected by exactly zero humans, which is somehow worse than getting rejected by 200 humans.
THE BIGAMY BLUES: When Wife TWO Meets Wife ONE At The Hospital But You’re Still Married To Wife ONE.
One man’s creative approach to family planning resulted in the kind of hospital drama that nobody ordered.
THE WURST FLORIDA CRIME EVER: When Toilet Paper Meets Processed Meat in America’s Weirdest State
A tale of parking disputes, alcohol, and questionable costume choices that proves Florida remains undefeated in the bizarre crime department.
BULLETS AND BOUQUETS: When Romeo and Juliet Meet the Maguindanao Matchmaking Method
A tale of young love, overprotective fathers, and some very aggressive wedding planning.
YOUR BRAIN MIGHT BE DOWNLOADABLE AFTER DEATH: Scientists Give Death a 40% Chance of Being Optional #MindOfMarlar
Scientists just asked 312 brain experts if we can download memories from dead people’s frozen brains, and 40% said yes — which is coincidentally the same odds as finding matching socks in your dryer.
HEX AND THE CITY: Spain’s Youngest Bishop Swaps Sanctimony For Satan’s Secretary
A Spanish bishop who spent his career banishing demons resigned from the priesthood to pursue a relationship with an author of erotic novels featuring Satan as a romantic lead.
SCOTS TO SUMMON ALIENS WITH THEIR MINDS: Ufologists Return to ‘79 Trouser Theft Site With Mood Music #MindOfMarlar
A team of paranormal investigators will gather in the Scottish woods where aliens allegedly mugged a man’s trousers in 1979, hoping to summon UFOs through meditation and what can only be described as intergalactic mood music.
LAB TO CREATE BOOTLEG HUMAN DNA: Swears It’s Just As Good As Name Brand
Cambridge researchers receive £10 million to build people from scratch – what could possibly go wrong?
H2O-NO-YOU-DON’T: A Cooler Becomes a Crime, Cooler Heads Fight Against the HOA #MindOfMarlar
A man gave away water. The HOA showed their appreciation by issuing $100 citations. Welcome to the suburbs.
‘I DO’ IN THE DARK WOODS: A Bride, A Groom, And a Sasquatch
In a ceremony that finally answered the age-old question “Does Bigfoot believe in love?” two humans exchanged vows while a seven-foot-tall hairy officiant pronounced them husband and wife.
SHRIMP ARE BREAKING BAD: Every Single Shrimp in England Tested Positive for Cocaine
A new study reveals that England’s freshwater shrimp aren’t just dealing with pollution—they’re dealing with a full-blown drug problem that would make a rock star jealous.
START YOUR CRYPTID CAREER: Scream in the Woods, Dance Weirdly, Get Fed by Strangers
A Chinese park is hiring full-time forest monsters to scare tourists, grunt at passersby, and get paid $89 a day with accident insurance and zero dignity.
Man Loses Wife AND Disability Benefits After Taking Ex-Girlfriend BIGFOOT Hunting
When your marriage ends over Sasquatch… and the judge sides with the cryptid
THEY FOUND LIVING BLACK GOO ON A SHIP: The DNA Shows It’s a Previously Unknown Life Form
A mysterious black goo oozing from a ship’s rudder turned out to be a previously unknown life form — because of course it did. Say hello to ShipGoo001!